Last of the Winter Runs, 14/3.

Seven North Norfolk Wheelers set themselves up nicely for approaching spring with a solid ride down to the Smallsticks Cafe at Cart Gap. The outward leg pushed a cold and rising south easterly and some drizzly showers, by way of Erpingham, Colby, Suffield, Brick Kiln Lane, Antingham, Bradfield, Trunch, Knapton, Dead Man’s Grave, Bacton Woods, Crostwight Heath, Ridlington Street and Hill 60. The afternoon was softer as the wind backed round more southerly for a return route via Lessingham, Brumstead Common, East Ruston, the golden mile down past Honing Hall, White Horse Common, Meeting Hill, Briggate, Worstead, Swanton Hill, Felmingham Hall, Tuttington, Banningham, Ingworth, Erpingham, Aldborough, Thurgarton Hall, Bessingham, Gresham and West Beckham.

Sheringham to Sheringham: 66 miles.

Bunch: Ben; Brian; Geoff; Harvey; Kevin; Malcolm; Mark – all riding non-ferrous frames today.


Club Run to All Things Nice at Cawston 11 March 2020

Words by Robert

5 started at PC and headed south west directly into the wind, before turning east at Foulsham.

With the wind behind us we flew towards Reepham and Cawston.

At All Things Nice we met John and Kay for lunch.

After lunch 4 of us headed back to PC.

Alan, Andrew B, John S, Mark, Robert

38.5 miles PC to PC

Many thanks to Robert for leading the ride and for his succinct report!

Better Weather to Yaxham Waters, 7/3.

Six met at Pretty Corner and two more joined at Itteringham for a substantial clockwise loop by way of the cafe at Yaxham Waters. Three consecutive Saturdays of blustery gales were succeeded by an increasingly mild day freshened by a brisk south westerly. The route down to the refuelling break was a fairly straight line south until after Weston Longville, from where the bunch meandered about a bit on quiet roads via Greengate, East Tuddenham, Welborne Common, Candlestick Lane and Brakefield Green. After a longer than usual break, the homeward leg went along Cutthroat Lane, up the Stone Road to Dereham Town FC, picking up a comfortable tailwind through Etling Green, Elsing, Sparham, Hackford, Kerdiston, Guestwick, Craymere and Briston to a two-way split at Edgefield Cross Street, four continuing north over Bodham Hill to Sheringham and the others heading east to Barningham, Wickmere and Thurgarton for a a final parting of the ways.

Group: Mark; Malcolm; Kevin; Harvey; Graham J; Graham A; Geoff; Brian.

After acquiring three more steel bikes and starting to stack in more hard miles, there is some concern that Brian is turning into the legendary half-man, half-bicycle!

‘The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their time riding on iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of the bicycle as a result of the interchanging of atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people who are nearly half people and half bicycle … when a man lets things go so far that he is more than half bicycle, you will not see him so much because he spends a lot of his time with one elbow leaning on walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones’. – (Flann O. Brien, The Third Policeman, Flamingo, 1993).

Sheringham to Sheringham: 63 miles. (Brian, you will have 73 miles).

Club Run to The Horse and Groom at Tunstead 4 March 2020

With light winds, dry conditions and sunshine 5 Wheelers were looking forward to Malcolm’s ride even after he had told them it would be 28 miles before lunch (plus the extra miles that one or two had put in to get to PC)!

The outward route was Lower Gresham to Metton followed by the long and straight Topshill Road to Thorpe Market. We then took the lanes to Lower Street, Trunch, Knapton, Paston Green and Edingthorpe Street, crossing the North Walsham Road to make our way to Bacton Woods. As we descended, a lone figure appeared from the shadows coming towards us – John S!

So a group of 6 rode on to Crostwight (the slight detour suggested by John in order to avoid a particularly muddy stretch of road). Sadly we were a bit early for the mile of daffodils so Honing Long Lane was slightly underwhelming with only a few in bloom. However the weather was great so spirits remained high as we pedalled on to Dilham, Smallburgh, Neatishead, Ashmanhaugh and to our lunchtime destination.

The supposed hit in sales of Corona beer was the hot topic of conversation but it was decided that this is very likely to be false news. Apparently though there has been a huge increase in web searches for the “corona beer virus” (sic) particularly in America. We enjoyed a tasty lunch and great service before setting off for the return leg, minus John who had to return home to hosting duties.

A direct route back was promised and that was what was delivered as we passed through Scottow, Swanton Abbott, Skeyton, Skeyton Corner and Felmingham. Turning off the Trans Norfolk Highway we followed Bridge Road to Colby Road to High Noon Road to Erpingham. At Calthorpe Andrew C favoured the Wolterton, Matlaske, Baconsthorpe route home while 4 continued on to Thurgarton, Bessingham, Gresham and PC.

Again a great day to be out on the bikes and thanks to all for the company.

45 miles PC to PC (Max 60+ Andrew C wins this week’s gold star by a short head)

Alan, Andrew B, Andrew C, John S, Kevin, Malcolm